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Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe Airachnid

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe Airachnid

by Fear or Courage | Mar 20, 2026 | Blog Bots

I think my Transformers One collection can be best summed up as “the characters from a hypothetical sequel that isn’t happening,” since it consists of everyone who was still alive at the end, in the final forms they were in. Because of this, I was already going to go...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe B-127/Bumblebee (Transformers One)

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe B-127/Bumblebee (Transformers One)

by Fear or Courage | Mar 6, 2026 | Blog Bots

Yes, the “Badassitron” thing was cringe. That was the *point.* The funniest use of it in the entirety of Transformers One was when Bee said it to Elita, she no-sold it, and after an awkward pause, he repeated the joke. Bee’s whole thing was that he hadn’t had anyone...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Age of the Primes Deluxe Junkion Jalopy

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Age of the Primes Deluxe Junkion Jalopy

by Fear or Courage | Feb 20, 2026 | Blog Bots

So, Jalopy is a complete nobody of a character. And I don’t mean “nobody” as in “a d-lister who was in the background of 2 frames of animation.” I mean “nobody” as in a brand new character that the Age of the Primes toyline made up. This would be cool, but...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Leader Optimus Prime (Age of Extinction)

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Leader Optimus Prime (Age of Extinction)

by Fear or Courage | Feb 6, 2026 | Blog Bots

Before I start, let’s get one thing straight off the top: Age of Extinction is the absolute worst of the Transformers films, and it’s a crowded market. Sure, everyone always mentions the bit where the boyfriend pulls out a laminated card with a copy of the law saying...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Age of the Primes Deluxe Fugitive Waspinator

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Age of the Primes Deluxe Fugitive Waspinator

by Fear or Courage | Jan 23, 2026 | Blog Bots

I’ve got a little tradition these days of certain friends gifting me completely random Transformers. It’s something I love, because I get to check out figures like Wasp here, which are slightly outside of my collecting sphere.  We all know and love Waspinator, the...
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