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Non-Bot Reviews: Marvel Legends Spider-Man (Spider-Man 3) and Sandman (No Way Home)

Non-Bot Reviews: Marvel Legends Spider-Man (Spider-Man 3) and Sandman (No Way Home)

by Fear or Courage | May 1, 2026 | Blog Bots

What’s the current public temperature on Spider-Man 3? It feels like opinions the finale of the Sam Rami Spider-Trilogy have gone down, then up, then down, then up again in the public’s eye multiple times since its 2007 debut. These days, I’m pretty fond of it. Sure,...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Legacy United Voyager Star Raider Ferak

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Legacy United Voyager Star Raider Ferak

by Fear or Courage | Apr 17, 2026 | Blog Bots

I don’t know how it is in other parts of the world, but in my neck of the Canadian woods, Transformers don’t actually go on clearance that often. Once in a blue moon, though, Wal-Mart will decide it needs to get something off the shelves right now, and very suddenly...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Cyberworld Armored Cyber Changers Wave 1, and Cyber Changer Elita-1

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Cyberworld Armored Cyber Changers Wave 1, and Cyber Changer Elita-1

by Fear or Courage | Apr 10, 2026 | Blog Bots

Man, Cyberworld’s been a fun show. And a fun toyline! The show could have been slop, the figures could have been chintzy, Authentics-eque tat, but Hasbro decided to put their whole back into making both of them work, and it’s been the most fun I’ve had with a new...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe Airachnid

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe Airachnid

by Fear or Courage | Mar 20, 2026 | Blog Bots

I think my Transformers One collection can be best summed up as “the characters from a hypothetical sequel that isn’t happening,” since it consists of everyone who was still alive at the end, in the final forms they were in. Because of this, I was already going to go...
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe B-127/Bumblebee (Transformers One)

Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe B-127/Bumblebee (Transformers One)

by Fear or Courage | Mar 6, 2026 | Blog Bots

Yes, the “Badassitron” thing was cringe. That was the *point.* The funniest use of it in the entirety of Transformers One was when Bee said it to Elita, she no-sold it, and after an awkward pause, he repeated the joke. Bee’s whole thing was that he hadn’t had anyone...
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